You can choose from the following thoughtful and hand-selected Christmas presents:
If you’re single:
FUN HOLIDAY RECIPES FOR SELF-SUFFICIENT SINGLES
(Oh, McSweeneys)
If you don’t drink but you get real bored with water:
(Thanks, Mag of Yoga)
If you’re secretly into the Swedish pop singer Robyn and you have an Attainable Celebrity Crush on comedien Taran Killam:
SNL CAST MEMBERS RECREATE A ROBYN MUSIC VIDEO AT 4:30 AM
(Although you might want to watch the original first)
You’re welcome.
