Speaking With, Like, Authority

September 12th, 2012

I loved this article in The Atlantic Wire about crutch words: those words we use that mean nothing but get us through a sentence: literally, actually, basically, essentially, like, seriously, honestly. They are words that you could simply leave off your sentence and the meaning would not be altered in the slightest. They punctuate our every thought with degrading hyperbole.

I use most of the crutch words mentioned in the article and also all manner of meaningless exclamatory statements like:

Awesome!

Wicked awesome!

Supercool!

Sweet!

RLAM!

Rad!

But my main crutch word is “Seriously.” I lean heavily on this word because it is so versatile and forgiving. For instance, you can use it for:

Candor
Someone: Did you have fun at that party?
Me: You seriously don’t understand me.

Agreement
Someone: Bruce Springsteen doesn’t get the credit he deserves from hipsters.
Me: Seriously.

Incredulity
John Friend: I’m gonna start teaching yoga again and pretend none of this ever happened.
Me: Seriously!?

In my more lucid moments I’ve been working on stripping the crutch words out of my vocab. I periodically rewatch this Taylor Mali video when I need a little reminder. I’ve posted this one before. But it’s so good. I can’t get enough. Seriously.

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8 Responses to “Speaking With, Like, Authority”

  1. Matthew says:

    Totally awesome piece, seriously.

  2. Jim says:

    I would have recommended Taylor Mali if you hadn’t already found it. There’s an even better performance of it in “Slamnation”. Check it out if you can. Seriously.

  3. Thank you, Joslyn [these 3 simple words seem safe enough after watching that video – but I’m not completely confident].

  4. Judith says:

    Definitely.

  5. Seriously. My crutch words are from my kids. Besides is my favorite.
    Besides, you don’t really understand me.
    Besides, I just don’t want to do that.
    “Really” is my most annoying crutch word
    you should cross post this on A Band of Wives and it will go out in our newsletter to all 4700+ members. Great post!

  6. Ahmad says:

    I find myself using AND a lot, sotmeimes with THEN, sotmeimes alone, to string together two sentences that could perfectly well stand on their own (He sat down at the piano with a flourish, and then, after a momentary pause, he began to play a simple melody.) It’s not too bad once in a while but when every sentence in a paragraph is a compound sentence, this is not a good thing. Reading aloud is a good way to catch these problems.What irks me most in a published work is regional colloquialisms used inappropriately. I once read an science fiction novel where an enhanced human from another universe opened a pantry and ate a box cake. Since box cake is a Midwestern term for what I would call a box of cake mix, this dropped me right out of the story.

    • I am a big big fan of reading aloud. I spend most of my day doing so, in fact, as I write and edit! And yes, I agree with you wholeheartedly about regional colloquialisms when they are out of place.

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