I asked my friend Matthew Teague Miller to help me design a sofa that my cats won’t pee on or scratch. I was thinking something made out of glass and teak and maybe a few coyotes, but his design far surpasses my shoddy imagination. Notice that when the rabid dog and raccoon wag their tails, water automatically spritzes on the center of the couch — which is covered in tinfoil. The back of the couch is an homage to the Iron Throne in Game of Thrones, except with paring knives and rusty scissors instead of battle swords.
Now I just need to find someone to manufacture this for me.
Seriously. Cats.
