Things That Never Would Have Happened Before I Moved to Utah and Started Living with a Teenage Girl and Two One-Year Olds

May 17th, 2016


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Starting a blog post for a serious tech client with a quote from a Taylor Swift song

2

Finding myself lost in thought about which version of a song is better—Ryan Adams’ or Taylor Swift’s— and secretly hoping Ryan will play a Taylor Swift song at the show at Red Butte Gardens later this summer

3

Eating an embossed chocolate covered marshmallow with my name on it for an afternoon snack

4

Teaching my one-year-old daughters acronyms in lieu of actual words: “Mommy will BRB!

5

Feeding my daughters ice cream for breakfast (Granted, it was really just a mashed up banana, almond butter, hemp seeds, and an ice cube in a Vitamix, but they don’t know that. And thanks Rachel Meyer for the recipe!)

6

Considering frozen chicken nuggets a nutritious and valid frequent meal option—as long as they are from the Whole

7

Yelling “Take off your shoes!” and “Don’t take off your shoes!” almost every single day

8

Making 3 different kinds of grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch on a rainy Sunday

9

Practicing my Eskimo kisses, butterfly kisses, and the hand sign for “make out” on a daily basis

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